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"Singaporeans are retarded!!"

It can't be helped that whenever anyone declares the above, responses ellicited will include a fair number that do us no favours as a people. In telling people who say we are retarded to either stuff it or take a hike, we are only confirming the statement, that we are morons. Because that's how morons behave: they are pig-headed and defensive beyond belief, sure in the knowledge that all is right with them and their world. Bigots, snobs. Idiots. I am not saying we are all like that, though. I say it cannot be helped because in any sampling of humanity, stupidity is bound to surface: even if it is not universal (and here we must be thankful for small mercies), stupidity is prevalent enough that Singapore, and the world too, is so fucked up. So what can we do? I can only hope in my limited capacity to persuade any one listening, that when we next hear someone say Singapore is retarded or that it sucks, unpleasant as it is, to refrain from hitting out, but to ask "why?...

The Relationship

That what we have with God is a relationship is nothing new to Christians; but I am writing about it anyway because of the acuteness with which this is being impressed upon me daily, that I fear I might burst if I don't find some release in writing about it. Why is this being impressed upon me daily? Because there are parallels aplenty between our relationships with the people around us, and that between us and God. Parents in particular, will encounter many; yet that is not to say that most parents are Christians. Indeed, all things considered, I believe Christians are a minority, a people with a peculiar faith. The visible church is huge; many even consider "Judeo/Christian" as the predominant mental framework of the Western world, which sets the agenda for much of what is considered "modern". For instance, I am undecided about polygamy, but I am glad that wife beating is now not only frowned upon in most countries, it is actually illegal. But then again, so m...

Customs Woes

In the same way that we cannot fathom the thought processes of the mentally retarded, the workings of the local immigration service is likewise lost on me, and indeed a lot of people. I just can't understand why it takes so long to stamp a few pages, check faces, and do that little thing with the computer that the officials do... if matters are already computerised, how difficult is it to clear cars and people waiting to cross the causeway for whatever reason they might have? Instead, the jams at the causeway checkpoints between Malaysia and Singapore are always so bad, it's got people muttering murder. But perhaps i've been hasty. No disrespect to the state employees doing the best that they're capable of, given the tools and training they've been issued (whether it's part of Asian manners, an actual legal requirement, prudence or whatever, this “no disrespect” clause is a given when discussing public affairs and officials in Singapore, and I shan't be foun...

Singing in Church

I'm pretty old-fashioned with regards to music in church, and am thankful that the one i attend only has a very limited (relatively speaking) repertoire in praise of God, comprising psalms, and hymns. Limited in the sense that we're not very adventurous and would baulk at say, Christian Rock, Christian Jazz or whatever. But still, it's better than singing some three-line thing and repeating it over and over, which in this day passes for devotional music in not a few churches. But let me leave church music proper for a future post; its importance warrants exlusive treatment. Here, i should just like to comment on the singing. I don't know if many Christians realise this, but singing in church is an act of sacrifice/service to God. It is a part of worship. As the heathen offer incense, meats, etc., to their particular gods and deities, Christians offer up our voices to God in worship. What does this entail? For me, several things. The singing is not about us, but God; so ...

Literal or Figurative?

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.” John 1:1-4 “And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.” John 1:14 “It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.” John 6:63 One of the questions that keeps coming up among Christians, is whether one should read the Bible literally, or figuratively. Loosely speaking, the ultra-conservatives preach the former – hell, the great flood, the resurrection, etc., are all real; whereas Christians of the more modern ilk take greater liberties with the scriptures, such that bits in t...

Jiang Meiqi 江美琪

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I feel I ought to say something about this matter; I owe her this much at least, for the pleasure she has given me through her soul-rending music -- I am talking about Jiang Meiqi, one of my favourite singers in Chinese Pop. She has a most beautiful voice, but for some reason, she's never quite hit big time, even if people generally have praise for her work. Perhaps it's because she's not impossibly pretty -- at least in the conventional sense, which seems to be the necessary ingredient for pop starlets that the record industry wheels out like pretty confections on a conveyor belt. But Jiang Meiqi is pretty. A bit on the tanned side, and she looks ordinary even; there's a certain willfulness in the shape of her jutting jaw and lips, and her nose is a little too large. But what an ensemble they form with her eyes, which are large, full of emotion, vulnerability and yet an utter absence of self-consciousness. A picture of perfection in imperfection, I would say. Of cours...

Gintama

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It's an ongoing series based on a popular manga, so on some days, i find myself in a state of withdrawal as I wait for the fan groups to work out the subtitles. Excellent stuff and so off-beat, with the funniest dialogue, and the subbers have done a brilliant job, including the wealth of contextual information and cultural references. In brief, it's centred on the life and adventures of the members of an odd-job agency (more like a surrogate family), who are more than what they'd care to admit, set in a Japan that melds sci-fi (alien oppressors, spaceships, thinking robots) and post-Samurai era where the carrying of swords have been banned except for the police and militia (sort of like Samurai X, or the period of the Meiji Restoration, where samurais were forbidden to bear their swords...). This is done wonderfully, and besides, it's such a wonderful metaphor for change, the hazy transition period between the classical age and a subsequent one taking shape at breakneck...